I want all my secrets back six word story (via fuckoff-mondays) Sunday Jul 7 @ 01:14pm with 294,598 notes

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

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itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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the-chandelier-swing:

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Sunday Jul 7 @ 11:30pm with 71,239 notes
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volumesofsilence:

all we do is fuck, drink and sleep.

Sunday Jul 7 @ 11:26pm with 71 notes

glamdoll-z:

bananadome:

Chris Rock joking about Scandal at the 2014 BET Awards

Lol look at the white people in the background

Thursday Jul 7 @ 10:45am with 25,755 notes

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

Monday Jun 6 @ 09:34am with 663,996 notes

diaryofakanemem:

So that’s who Annie is… 

Sunday Jun 6 @ 03:38pm with 19,705 notes
crispytenders:

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:


best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit


wow

crispytenders:

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:

best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

wow

Sunday Jun 6 @ 12:00pm with 318,758 notes

Sunday Jun 6 @ 10:55am with 2,878 notes

backlash-ronin:

I think I love this a little too much.

This is awesome

Thursday Jun 6 @ 07:19pm with 140,122 notes